THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU + LOST SOUL

We Love to Watch Mental Fucking Breakdowns!

Awwwwww-paw-calypse Month gallops on with our first ever double feature: 1996's THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU and 2014's LOST SOUL: THE DOOMED JOURNEY OF RICHARD STANLEY'S ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU.

We have so much to cover that I don't even have time to continue writing th

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Peter Moran
CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

We Love to Watch Revolutions Go Bananas!

This week, Aaron & Pete get into some monkey business (uh, er, ape business?) with CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, for Aww-paw-calypse month. The animals keep rising up, and we'll keep eating it up.

We're joined by Zach Grooten, our sometimes artist and all-times friend.

You can find us on Soundcloud, Stitcher, tunein, Itunes, or wherever you may find your podcasts.

Peter Moran
April's Theme: A-paw-calypse!



For April, Aaron and Pete are going to be taking up arms with the animals and rising pup against their oppressors! 

The theme of the month is not just "when animals attack." The theme of the month is intelligent animals suffering oppression, and attempting an overthrow of their vicious human oppressors. 

Our first film is Air Bud. Please, no questions. 

Our next film is Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, the direct sequel to Escape from the Planet of the Apes and about what happens to drive the apes to finally overthrow the humans. 

After that, we're going to be tackling a different kind of oppression: scientific research on animals. We're going to be discussion both The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996) and the wild making-of documentary Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau. 

Then, we close out the month with a sort of art-house, adult take on Air Bud and other "kids bond with a pet" films: White God. 

We hope you'll join us for the revolution!

Peter Moran
AIR BUD

Ain't no rule in the rule book says We CAN'T Love to Watch!

There ain't nothing in the rulebook that says Bridgett Taylor can't guest with Aaron and Pete to talk about the cinematic masterpiece, Air Bud.

There's nothing else worth saying when a dog is playing basketball. (Expect that you should check out royaltonradio.com).

Peter Moran
THE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI

We Love to Watch Caligari and the Real Somnambulist! 

Aaron & Pete are joined by Sam Scott, author at The-Solute.com, to wrap up SILENT HORROR MONTH! We talk about via title cards only.

Check us out on iTunes, Stitcher, Tunein, Soundcloud, and your podcatcher of choice.

Peter Moran
HAXAN: WITCHCRAFT THROUGH THE AGES

We Love to Watch Monk Seduction! 

Silent Horror Month marches on! But you can't hear it, because it's...you get the idea.

Rick Kelley joins Aaron and Peter again to jibber jabber about monsters, demons, and misogyny.

You can find Rick whenever you have a song in your heart and at

ludditerobot.com

.

Peter Moran
NOSFERATU

We Love to Watch You Sleep! 

This week Aaron & Pete suck all the fun out of the storied classic, NOSFERATU! Rick Kelley joins us, and brings us a fun game about Murnau's grave desecration.

You can find us on Soundcloud, Stitcher, iTunes, Tunein and your podcatcher of choice.

FUTURESPORT

We Love to Watch (?) the Dean Cain-ination! 

Dean Cain. Vanessa Williams. Wesley Snipes. Aaron Armstrong? Peter Moran?

That's right, watch lovers. We did the most future sport movie to ever future sport, Futuresport.

Peter Moran
THE RUNNING MAN

We Love to Watch Arnold Discovering Ice-Related Puns! 

Peter and Aaron wrap up Future Sport month with our first Schwarzenegger movie, The Running Man!

Now, let's talk a little bit about self-control. Self-control is something critical to the survival of our species. We're living in a society! Just because you want to do something, because it will bring *you* joy, doesn't mean you should do it if it will cause harm to others.

Friends, I wish I could tell you that Aaron and Peter exhibited this self-control, and stopped themselves from doing terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. I wish I could tell you they fought the good fight. I really, truly do.

Anyway, maybe don't go to listen to this episode. It's rather a silly one.

Peter Moran
ROLLERBALL

We Love to Watch Easily Exploding Motorcycles! 

Aaron & Pete try to please our corporate overlords with another FUTURESPORTS! entry, ROLLERBALL. James Caan stars as Jonathan E. What does that E stand for? Tune in if you want no more information on that topic!

We're joined by returning Watchboy/friend of the show, Joseph Finn. He hosts a podcast called Try It, You'll Like It that we think if you try it you'll like it.

You can find us on Soundcloud, iTunes, and your podcatcher of choice.

Peter Moran
THE BLOOD OF HEROES

We Love to Watch Poorly-Lit Sex Scenes! 

Two slick Juggers, Aaron and Peter, are coming at you to bathe in The Blood of Heroes (note: think a less disgusting opening line to replace this with before publishing).

While Blood of Heroes technically counts as a Future Sport movie, it doesn't count as much as the 1998 Dean Cain starring television movie, FUTURESPORT!

This episode is fine. Since there's no guest, we'll just plug We Love To Watch, the podcast you might be listening to right now.

Peter Moran
DEATH RACE 2000

We love to watch the final solution to the cowgirl problem! 

Aaron & Pete are making a pit-stop (oh jesus christ) to talk about DEATH RACE 2000, the movie with the automotive gladiator games and a fascist future.

We're joined by former guest, musician from the band Tin Flowers, and author, CONOR CROCKFORD, and we get a chance to chat on one of Roger Corman's greatest successes in pairing thrills and message.

To listen to Conor's band,

Tin Flowers, check out their Bandcamp!

 As well, you can

follow them on Facebook. 

To hear some of Conor's writing in audio format,

check out the Simply Scary Podcast episode he wrote for.

As always you can find us on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and your podcatcher of choice.

Peter Moran
NINJA 3: THE DOMINATION

We Love to Watch Women Exercise Their Demons! 

We wrap up Motherfuckin' Ninja Month with the Cannon classic, NINJA III: THE DOMINATION!

Dustin and Adam Koski (no relation) join Pete and Aaron to talk about Christie and Billy. If you're listening to this podcast, and your name is Billy, you better buckle up, because we're going to talk a lot of shit about someone who has the same name as you!

Check out the podcast that Adam and Dustin write for, Chilling Tales for Dark Nights!

Peter Moran
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (1990)

We Love to Watch Children Turn into Degenerate Ninjas! 

Aaron & Pete get SHELLSHOCKED by the turtleboys this week as we take on the 1990 live action adaptation of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. But first, we'll make some New Years Resolutions for you folks.

We'll answer all your turtle questions like: What's a Casey Jones? is it the same as an Elias Koteas? Are turtles people? Does Aaron know the words to the Ninja Rap? Find out!

We're available on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and your podcatcher of choice.

Peter Moran
GYMKATA

We Love to Watch a pummel horse make good on its name! 

Aaron and Peter kick off 2017 with their first entry in Motherfuckin' Ninja Month! Elizabeth Lerner joins the Watch Lovers (?) to discuss the internet's favorite movie, GYMKATA!

Let us tumble fight our way into your hearts as we discuss all your favorite Gymkata moves: the kick! the punch! and others!

So, grant us this one request and put the missile base of We Love to Watch into your ear hole.

Peter Moran
NEW YEARS EVIL!

We Love to Watch Families Fight Around the Holidays! 

Holiday Horror Month wraps up with 1980’s New Year’s Evil!

The only thing better than a Cannon movie, is a surprise Cannon movie. Does this entry in the Cannon hit the highs of Lifeforce or Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2? Why don’t you stop asking questions and just fucking listen and find out.

Thanks for listening this year! See you in 2016!

Peter Moran
BLACK CHRISTMAS

We love to watch Lois Lane fall off the wagon! 

Merry (War on) Christmas, We Love to Watchers!

This week, we are joined by Joseph Finn, co-host of Try It, You’ll Like It.

We talk about how this is one of the best slasher movies ever made and holy shit why does no one talk about this movie? It’s a great way to give yourself the Christmas chills besides going outside. Because it’s so cold outside. Nailed it.

You can find Joseph’s excellent podcast at

his website!

Peter Moran
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT

We Love to Watch Naughty Boys & Girls Get Punished! 

Aaron & Pete are joined by Marcus Jones! Marcus runs the website Crushed Celluloid (and its titular podcast), as well as the podcast Jean-Pod Van Damme!

We continue Holiday Horror this week with SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT, a controversial killer Santa movie that was pulled from distribution after parent advocacy groups demanded it. Was it worth the scorn? find out!

We can be found on Soundcloud, Sticher, TuneIn, and your podcatcher of choice.

Peter Moran
KRAMPUS

We Love to Watch... Empowerment Through Shooting Guns! 

Aaron and Pete take on 2015's KRAMPUS, a Christmas horror movie by Michael Dougherty of TRICK R TREAT fame. As we kick off our Christmas Horror month, we'll talk a bit about our families, our traditions for the holidays, and how we feel about plenty of Christmas classics.

You can find us on Soundcloud, Stitcher, TuneIn, or your podcatcher of choice. Thanks for listening!

Peter Moran
THE RESCUERS DOWN UNDER

We love to watch the unresolved loss of a child!

Filmmaker Tom Peeler join Aaron and Peter to wrap up 90s November Nostalgia month with The Rescuers Down Under!

I’m sure this movie would have been amazing to see in theaters, but we all skipped it to see Home Alone 50 times instead.

How does that make you feel?

How many times did you slap your hands on your face and scream?

Be honest.

It was definitely way more than that.

Anyway, you can find Tom’s work at :

Sycamore Studios Website!

YouTube Channel!